Old Photos: The Cow and the Horse

(Nov 2008)

These were taken for the Mr. Moo Moo page Chris set up… we were having too much fun :p

Happy halloween from Mr. Moo Moo & Mr. Pokey

Barbequeing

Aren’t they cute?

The horse, the cow and the pasty pumpkin

A message from Mr. Moo Moo lol!

Fav Song of the moment – Something’s Always Wrong – Toad the Wet Sprocket

TTTC – Chapter 7: Page 7

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TTTC: Chapter 7

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It’s time for a new chapter! We can only wonder what joys and delights Chapter Seven will bring us! (Seriously, we have no idea, so don’t bother asking!)

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TTTC- Chapter 6 Page 17 – THE END

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This week brings us to the end of chapter six. …

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(Yes, you sat through 17 pages of this chapter for that ONE joke. Feel cheated? Well, don’t! Chapter Seven starts next week!)

And if you’re looking for some slightly different humor, check out 101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire by Joleene Naylor, which is currently a free download on Amazon!

TTTC: Chapter 6 Page 15

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Also, don’t forget to pick up your copy of Shades of Plaid by Jonathan Harvey! It would make a great Easter gift!

Shades of Plaid (A Very Unconventional Weekly Journey into Christian Living)

Sample or purchase Shades of Plaid (A Very Unconventional Weekly Journey into Christian Living): http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/50196

Also available on Kindle! Go here

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And in paper back!

http://www.amazon.com/Shades-Plaid-Unconventional-Journey-Christian/dp/1456431374/

TTTC- Chapter 6: Page 14

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Jo & Jonathan would also like to extend their thoughts, prayers and well wishes to those who’ve been effected by the flooding and tornadoes the last several days.

More Manga Art

(originally from January 2008)

 

And for your enjoyment here is some more Thane and Rain-Iry-Jo (whatever you wanna call her!). This is when she discovers Thane’s deepest, darkest secret.

“Is that a teddy bear!?!?!”

Fav Song of the Moment – “Breakaway” -Pheen

Christmas Collab Poem

(originally from December 2007)

 

Christmas Jail Break

He narrowed his eyes, his gaze was intense,
Black blinking eyes filled full of offence.
A lovely cold feeling, in his evil hamster heart
as this Christmas Eve night slowly grew dark.
The little girl laughed in his small hamster memory
as she poked through the cage with fingers so scary
and she laughed – how she laughed – sent a chill through his heart
then she hissed, “You’re my captive, ’til death do us part.”
Then she’d gone away, left him caged with his excrement
and so in his malice, his rage at his treatment,
he started a plan that would make them all cry,
“Merry Christmas to all, now you’re all gonna die!”
They deserved it, of course, he knew it was true,
some days he had no water, other days no food.
They’d forget about him in his small hamster cage
and this was the source of his cold hamster rage.
So on Christmas morning, when the girl came once more,
she opened the cage and he leapt to the floor
and the girl, how she squealed as he darted off fast
and she shouted out, “Mom!” as he ran right past.
her mother just screamed, and and moaned for a moment,
then a circus ensued as they chased down the rodent.
The father fell down, tripping over his robe,
crashing into the large free-standing globe,
which fell from its stand and rolled ‘cross the floor
and ran right over the little girl, who stood in the door!
She let out a scream and was bowled straight over
while Mom climbed on a chair and shouted for Rover.
Drool flying around, the dog entered the fray,
and he knocked over the bookcase in search of his prey.
But the hamster just giggled from his dark hiding place
as he watched Dad wiping his now-bloody face.
He laughed uncontrollably at the man’s bloody nose,
and he howled as the mother set fire to her clothes.
She’d fallen from the chair, knocked off by the dog,
and landed in the fireplace, a curly haired Yule tide log.
“Oho!” thought the hamster. “this scene is divine!
Seems you have got your games and I have got mine!”
When at last our dear hamster had had enough fun,
he scampered away, with his old life he was done.
But soon he discovered the empty house didn’t feed him,
and on cold lonely nights, there was no one to need him.
So at last he surrendered, on new Years he was found,
covered in lint and soft pillow down.
He looked at the little girl, his gaze unblinking and long,
trying to say, “Take me back, where I truly belong.”
Then back in his cage our dear hamster went,
’til the next time he revolts over food never sent.

Some Lines from: Prynezza, Glenn, Barb, Cheryl, & Pink Sapphire

As scary as it is, it won! 😀

TTTC – chapter 6 page 9

Now that the Terrible Turtle Conspiracy has it’s own website, I’ll no longer post the whole comic here in one long blog. Instead, each week I will post a link to the newest page, like I’ve been doing on Myspace.

What is the TTTC? It’s a webcomic written by Jonathan Harvey and illustrated by me. we add a page every week, so be on the lookout. Why not visit http://TerribleTurtles.com and subscribe?

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TTTC – Chapter 6 Page 8

Now that the Terrible Turtle Conspiracy has it’s own website, I’ll no longer post the whole comic here in one long blog. Instead, each week I will post a link to the newest page, like I’ve been doing on Myspace.

What is the TTTC? It’s a webcomic written by Jonathan Harvey and illustrated by me. we add a page every week, so be on the lookout. Why not visit http://TerribleTurtles.com and subscribe?

A little late today because the computer was down all day and most of the night cloning the hard drive. But, it is back up and all my data is safely on the brand new hard drive! Yay!

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